Archive for the ‘Playboy’ Category

Maria shows off a great pair

6th Oct 08

maria_eugenia_rito_topless_main Maria shows off a great pair

Maria Rito makes you wish you had a balcony so that she could stop over, get naked ,and strike this pose in person for you.  If you don’t have a balcony I am sure she would be able to duplicate this look leaning against your kitchen counter.  I am sure her incredible tits will look just as nice even without an impressive accompanying view from a high rise.

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Soapy clean….still dirty

5th Oct 08

afroditi_myroforidou_naked_main Soapy clean....still dirty

Greek model Afroditi Myroforidou is looking so soapy wet in her bath, but she still seems so dirty.  I think it is a tribute to her skills as a model to make getting clean seem so wrong.  Anybody want to help her get the back?

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Sophie Howard has hypnotic breasts

2nd Oct 08

sophie_howard_topless_small1 Sophie Howard has hypnotic breasts

Sophie Howard’s breasts are so amazing that if you stare at them long enough you will fall into a trance.  This may sound cool, but being susceptible to the power of suggestion could be dangerous if you have made some enemies.  Also these breasts have been linked to sleep walking, amnesia, and all around euphoria.  Admire them at your own risk.

Lindsey Strutt shows off for 2009

30th Sep 08

lindsey_strutt_topless_loaded_main Lindsey Strutt shows off for 2009

I just love it when big breasted women feel like making a calendar and Lindsey Strutt is no exception.  I mean men have a tough time keeping track of what day it is and important dates so throwing a large pair of tits on the wall every month might help.  At least now we will have a reason to look at a calendar.  Of course unless the dates are printed over the picture we will probably still just ignore them.  That will in turn cause a fight because we have a calendar and still ignore it, but who cares about fights we still have these tits to enjoy!

Keeley Hazell makes you wish for 2009

25th Sep 08

keeley_hazell_2009_lingerie_calendar_main Keeley Hazell makes you wish for 2009

Keeley Hazell has a pair of some of the greatest breasts in the world and she is sharing them with the world for an entire year.  Take a look at Kelley new official 2009 topless lingerie calendar.  Wonder if I can hang this in my office??  I can probably get away with a modern art claim I think. Read More

Michelle Marsh makes the friendly skies even better

16th Sep 08

michelle_marsh_topless_stewardess_main Michelle Marsh makes the friendly skies even better

Michelle Marsh might have a second career lined up after her modeling days are behind her. I think she can find a job showing off her great tits on planes all over the world.  Come one wouldn’t seeing those lovelies walking down the aisle put you at ease?  I think they could even stop the threat of any sort of terrorist attack because even the most evil person can’t be angry around those fun bags.  I am going to run for President on the topless national defense plan.

Keeley Hazell makes Nuts hot

2nd Sep 08

keeley_hazell_nuts_september_5_2008_small Keeley Hazell makes Nuts hot

I have always enjoyed the beauty that is Keeley Hazell, but the last few weeks she has really jumped up the wank bank rankings.  To have such large lovely natural breasts with that amazing body is just not fair…well it is fair for my bank!  Keely is heating up the pages of the September 5, 2008 issue of Nuts…..wonder if I can get this in NY anywhere?  Back in a few off to Hudson News by Bryant Park to find out. Read More

Jessica Correa & Giselle sexy for Sexy mag

2nd Sep 08

sexy_mag_6 Jessica Correa & Giselle sexy for Sexy mag

I have never heard of Sexy Magazine and I am not sure where it is from - I am assuming some Latin country, but I will surely look out for it in the future.  This issue features Jessica Carrea and Giselle (no not that one) and I must say they do the magazine proud!

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Keeley Hazell is perfection

29th Aug 08

keeley_hazell_page_3_topless_2 Keeley Hazell is perfection

How can you not love Keeley Hazell and her amazing boobs?  This woman just defines hotness!  These are some hot pics from her Page 3 spread from this week.

Katie Green Wonderbra Scandal

27th Aug 08

katie_green_wonderbra_nude_main Katie Green Wonderbra Scandal

Katie Green, the new 20 year old model for Wonderbra, has gotten herself into some trouble.  It seems that Katie took some naughty pictures when she was 19 and didn’t let Wonderbra know about them.  On top of that she also allowed her ex-boyfriend to film her topless pleasuring herself - that video is around but it is covered up so I won’t waste your time with it(it was requested so i added it).  i will however show you her “art” pictures and another picture taken with porn stars Kayleigh Thewlis, 22, and Tabatha Gilpen, 21 prior to her being named the new Wonderbra model.