I just love it when big breasted women feel like making a calendar and Lindsey Strutt is no exception.  I mean men have a tough time keeping track of what day it is and important dates so throwing a large pair of tits on the wall every month might help.  At least now we will have a reason to look at a calendar.  Of course unless the dates are printed over the picture we will probably still just ignore them.  That will in turn cause a fight because we have a calendar and still ignore it, but who cares about fights we still have these tits to enjoy!

I am an ass man…i love a hot girl in tight jeans showing off a great round ass.  That is why this post really hits home with me on so many levels.  That sounded like some deep shit right?  Well Loaded magazine is showing off the best asses in Britain and I have to say that there were some excellent choices made.  So many wonderfully round cheeks just saying hey look at me!  Well there is no need to be rude so have a look around! Read More

Now I find Kendra Wilkinson to be the most annoying of the Girls Next Door, but I do believe she has the best body.  If you mute the television when she is on and play some nice porn in the background she is solid wank bank material.  As long as she never talks or laughs she is perfect.  She did some promotional work at a club and I guess that included showing off your tits to the crowd for a couple of gin and tonics.  I can see why Hef had to have her come and play with his old balls.

Keeley Hazell has a pair of some of the greatest breasts in the world and she is sharing them with the world for an entire year.  Take a look at Kelley new official 2009 topless lingerie calendar.  Wonder if I can hang this in my office??  I can probably get away with a modern art claim I think. Read More

Lucy Pinder and Chanelle Hayes are two of the biggest nude models in the UK and now they are naked together.  It’s like seeing a unicorn and the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow at the same time!  These two have four amazing boobs, two spankable asses, and bodies to die for.  I want to thank the people at Nuts for creating such wonderful images.

Hot Brazilian model Grace Kelly looks sensational as she shows off all of herself for Premium Magazine.  Nothing screams hottie like standing over a toiler with your fine ass out there for all to admire.  Excellent work Premium.

Michelle Marsh might have a second career lined up after her modeling days are behind her. I think she can find a job showing off her great tits on planes all over the world.  Come one wouldn’t seeing those lovelies walking down the aisle put you at ease?  I think they could even stop the threat of any sort of terrorist attack because even the most evil person can’t be angry around those fun bags.  I am going to run for President on the topless national defense plan.

Now please be aware this is not something you will ever see on this blog again, but this a funny story.  Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley posted some photos on his personal blog showing off his playbook tests for a gm against the New Orleans Saints.  Only problem is that Chris was butt ass naked and failed to crop the photo.  That allowed all of his fans to see what his jock is protecting each week.  To even out the flow of this post I am also including hot pictures of his wife - ex-Skins cheerleader Christy Oglevee.

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The famous Bunny Ranch in Nevada is auctioning off the virginity of this sexy 22 year old that is going by the name Natalie Dylan to protect her true identity.  Her sister, pictured below, already works at the famed brothel where the deal will be consummated.  Natalie is doing this to pay off some school loans and further her education…of being a whore we think.  Now the winner will not just go to the highest bidder — Natalie gets to choose.  Want to win you better get to e-mailing her at nataliedylan@bunnyranch.comto start getting her interested.